"I have a crush on the
New York Times," I told a writer friend a few years ago.
"Ask it out," he said.
So, I submitted a piece to the
Modern Love column. Kindly, they rejected it before I could get my hopes up.
"I was rejected by the
New York Times," I reported to my
writer friend.
"Everybody gets rejected
by the New York Times," he said.
That's not true, of course,
there are plenty of people at that party, but I know what he meant. You need talent and the
right topic to get in line and then you still might have to talk to the bouncer.
Many rejections ago, when I
started writing and sending my submissions "into the universe", here's what I did. I wrote a 1600 word essay
and sent it on heavy bond paper to the Boston Globe. I never got a response and
assumed it never arrived.
What with snail mail.
Many rejections later, I
realized that the essay was rejected not only
because it was 1000 words too long, or
because it was submitted on cardboard, but because it was not well written,
despite what my mother and husband said.
It was over-everything.
Over-long, over-wrought, over-reaching, and of course, overweight.
I wasn't startled when I
found out how hard it was to publish, I was stunned. Had I known how many
rejections that universe spits out
before it accepts a submission, I may have quit.
But because I'm a writer and
I love my captor, I soldiered on after the Boston Globe maybe-never received my
piece.
I focused on my fiction and submitted a completed novel
which was rejected by everyone.
I wrote a second that was
rejected by half of everyone
I wrote a third which brought
a request for a full manuscript by a mega-agent the next day.
A week later, and you'll be so jealous if you're a writer,
I received the rejection with a letter of praise and suggestions. I took
the book back and rewrote it.
For six years.
Eventually, I discovered that
writing better was more important to me than submitting, and that loving my
work felt better than being noticed. Most important, I learned that big goals are
not met in a single leap, but by taking the smaller, friendlier ones along the
way seriously.
And here's the thing about
"eventually":
The ratio does begin to turn
around. More submissions are accepted than they are rejected, and each rejection
hurts less. If you don't become an Eeyore, you realize that you're probably
further away from the submissions-on-cardboard days, than the Big Goal.
Eventually:
I published a first piece, about
two kids leaving for college at the same time
in the Concord Monitor.
I focused on my blog and my traffic increased until some readers were not even related to me, and, lived in places I had to look up on a map.
I sold an essay to a national publication
I published in three online magazines.
The Christian Science Monitor selected one of my pieces as a top ten in its category.
I got picked up by the Washington Post.
My novel and I are almost ready to journey into the universe once more. "You again?" it will say several times before I catch it in a good mood.
I focused on my blog and my traffic increased until some readers were not even related to me, and, lived in places I had to look up on a map.
I sold an essay to a national publication
I published in three online magazines.
The Christian Science Monitor selected one of my pieces as a top ten in its category.
I got picked up by the Washington Post.
My novel and I are almost ready to journey into the universe once more. "You again?" it will say several times before I catch it in a good mood.
And then, eventually, probably
- not possibly - there will be another exchange with my writer friend.
"I did it," I'll
say.
"I knew you would,"
he'll respond.
I would sometimes like to
flee, but I can't. I'm a writer and I love my captor.
And I haven't been published
in the New York Times yet.